"I want pot seeds"

Huh?!... pot seeds??? Were the ex-owners giving this bird marijuana seeds? Perhaps they were tasty, perhaps Polygon was even getting high!? I really don't know, I just know that Polygon loved to say this (I heard it myself many times).

Wayne thought it was pretty funny, even though he didn't smoke or drink. That is... he thought it was funny until guests came over... then it stopped being funny fast!

Wayne had to do some serious explaining to his dubious and shocked guests that HE wasn't giving Polygon pot seeds and getting his friendly bird drugged out!

And it wasn't the only thing Polygon said...

One day when I went to visit Wayne and Polygon, Wayne excitedly waved me over, "Nathalie, listen to this...", he then called out "Whoa..." and Polygon called right back...

"Whoa Baby! Light my fire!"

Wayne and I laughed so hard it brought tears to our eyes!

Polygon had just made me become a passionate Parrot lover. I never imagined that Parrots could be so charming and funny, and I never really had even imagined owning one.

For the last 12 years, I've learned A LOT about these feathered friends, mostly through the school of hard knocks (or should I say "bites")! I've gathered literally hundreds of tips and tricks on how to keep happy and healthy Parrots, and if you let me, I want to share this knowledge with you to help YOU successfully resolve any Parrot challenge you might be facing.

I want to share with you my passionate quest to have the happiest, healthiest, and funniest Parrots possible!

Does this sound like such a far away dream...
to own such a funny, talking Parrot?

Well, know that this dream is not difficult to achieve with the right knowledge.

I mean, I too have certainly discovered that not all Parrots are like Polygon at first...

Are you dealing with sore, even bloody fingers (bitten to death), ringing ears (those sonic screams), or simply a Parrot that refuses to speak... and you have no clue why he is mute as a fish, bites, or screams, despite your best determined efforts?

I bet you didn't realize owning a Parrot would be so emotionally involving, perhaps a nerve-wracking challenge, even outright dangerous in some cases!

Dang! Parrots can BITE!!!

If you haven't already noticed, when some of these guys bite, they don't mess around... we're talking about beaks that mother nature designed to crack open hard nuts, or rip through tough wood. You don't want these razor-sharp "feathered-pruners" snapping at your soft fingers... or worse... towards ears and eyes that look like leaves and fruit to an untrained, frightened, or frustrated Parrot...

And when your Parrot becomes, or IS already, a constant screamer?

Well, you already know... you'd be better off having a 16 year old rebel teen-ager in your home, who dreams of being a worshipped Rock Star, with his new Gibson electric guitar, distortion pedal, 200 watt Kenwood amplifier, and truckload of speakers... the point being...

Holy smokes! Parrots can SCREAM!!!

You know it's getting bad when your guests involuntarily spill their drinks after a 80-decibel Parrot scream, or when someone sits down quickly, holding their heart, worried that they may be going into cardiac arrest!

Some birds even scream at night... talk about a sleepless, wide-awake nightmare... and not just for you, also for your local angry neighborhood! But I'll leave that (hopefully) just to your imagination... because it won't match THAT awful reality.

But enough scary Parrot talk...

I'm not here to talk you out of getting a Parrot, nor do I want to scare you into the !TRAGEDY! of dumping a "misbehaving" Parrot off at the local pet shop, nor do I want to inspire the bird-brained idea of setting a Parrot "free" at some local park (yes this unfortunately happens out of ignorance and desperation)...

And no, pot seeds will NOT cure your Parrot! That was just a funny memory I shared to illustrate that Parrots can and WILL say the craziest things once they start talking. And apart from the fact that Polygon's ex-owners might have been irresponsibly giving him pot seeds, he was obviously very well treated and well trained to be such a happy and talkative bird.

What I want to talk to you about is a very easy way to STOP and PREVENT ANY Alfred Hitchcock style feathered nightmare... I want to show you how to own a loving, talking, tricking, playful, and colorful feathered angel... like Polygon.

It's now time to share with you the one secret that I have learned over the last 12 years that has helped me enormously whenever I train parrots. Click here to find out more about this secret.

 

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